The Confederacy of BREAUX BRIDGE is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 534 million BREAUX BRIDGEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acadiana. The average income tax rate is 14.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The BREAUX BRIDGEian economy, worth 31.3 trillion Gold pressed latinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,532 Gold pressed latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to BREAUX BRIDGEian politicians, and doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BREAUX BRIDGE's national animal is the Crawfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

BREAUX BRIDGE is ranked 69,199^th in the world and 135^th in Sophia for Safest, scoring 95.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.